Die Stupid Michael Prescott

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Published: July 24th 2011

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Die Stupid  by  Michael Prescott

Die Stupid by Michael Prescott
July 24th 2011 | Nook | PDF, EPUB, FB2, DjVu, AUDIO, mp3, RTF | 0 pages | ISBN: | 7.12 Mb

Dirk Squeezer is an ex-Special Forces operative who has gone off the grid after scrubbing the public databases of all information about him except his shoe size (28 EEE). Now Squeezer lives unknown and unnoticed, in total obscurity, like PiersMoreDirk Squeezer is an ex-Special Forces operative who has gone off the grid after scrubbing the public databases of all information about him except his shoe size (28 EEE).

Now Squeezer lives unknown and unnoticed, in total obscurity, like Piers Morgan. But when the US government finds itself facing an unprecedented crisis, its top security officer knows there is only one man for the job - a man with a steely gaze, an iron constitution, and grotesquely oversized feet - a man who will live strong, fight hard, and die stupid.

Recruited for the mission, Squeezer teams up with voluptuous FBI Female Special Agent Robin Sapsucker and infiltrates the hideout of the curiously piglike criminal mastermind Connor Hogshead. Along the way he matches wits with tattooed, sexually ambiguous Swedish computer expert Limpet Salamander, as he struggles to foil Hogsheads plan for world domination -- a plan known only by its enigmatic codename: Squirrelageddon.

Packed with tension, stuffed with suspense, and bristling with idiocy, DIE STUPID is a modern masterpiece of moronic mayhem. Buy it today, and regret it tomorrow ... and for the rest of your life.



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